Pirate Will

Yesterday I was sitting in the livingroom sorting through junk, and the bathroom door burst open. There stood Will who had stripped down to just his red and blue striped underwear. He was holding our toliet plunger by the gross part you stick in the toliet and the handle was pointing at me. Before I could scream out the YUCK! that was in my throat, he jumps forward again and exclaiming "I am a pirate! GGRRR.." So apparently he was going to attack me with his "sword." He did look so sweet in his little undies with his toliet plunger. I snatched it from him however, cleaned his hands and explained to him to not touch things that were once in the toliet. He smiled and jumped away to find his train-train. Never a dull moment.